![]() Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got it! Turn around, stick it out, show the world what you got a 2 Chainz, Bruno Mars, Tyga and MysticĪn all-star lineup spewing some of pop music’s most profound lyrics. Worldwide exclusively dressed like an extra from “Scarface,” he bopped around Miami in tank tops, bellowing “CULO!!!” Suffice it to say, you need not be a linguist to know what that means.ġ2. The song that sparked shorties everywhere to get ‘dem Apple Bottom jeans. MORE: Definitive Proof That Jennifer Lopez Never Ages 14. ![]() Most of 2006 was spend tryna to get to yooouuuuuuuuuu and that booty. Not that we don’t love a good lettuce reference, but “he tossed my salad so good we be calling him romaine” is maybe less than brilliant.Ģ4. When Nicki first appeared on the music scene, her rap skills were bananas (if you haven’t heard her ferocious verse in Kanye West‘s 2010 “Monster,” seek it out, stat), but it’s safe to say that her lyrics have declined. MORE: Kim Kardashian Responds to Fans Who Say She Shaded Beauty Blogger Jackie Ainaīut there’s a long history of moneymakers being idolized in song-from Queen’s 1976 hit “Fat-Bottomed Girls” to 1992’s defining ass anthem “Baby Got Back”-so we decided to do a deep-dive into music’s vast booty-themed catalog and come up with a ranking of the 25 best songs about butts. Even J.Lo’s back on the butt train, trying semi-desperately to steal back her title, having launched a not-subtle single called “Booty,” and promoted it with-what else?-a photo of her own backside. Now, a decade later, it’s at an all-time high, with everyone in Hollywood tripping over themselves to prove that they have the biggest, roundest, sexiest ass. Let nothing in the world stop you from being unapologetically you.Celebrity Break-Ups 2023: Billie Eilish, Avril Lavigne & More Big or not, you should always be proud of what you have and how your body looks. So you might as well flaunt it like there’s no tomorrow. Lo, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce… okay we get, people love a big booty and squat like hell to get it, so you’re not even allowed to complain. 15- If you complain, people tell you to be grateful for what your mama gave you If you sit on someone you’ll suffocate them, but if someone sits on you, you’re the most comfortable seat in the world. 14- If you’re jamming more than 5 people in the car, you’re the bottom lap 13- Tight parking spots mean you can’t get out of the car ![]() No matter how much you try to cover it up, it still wants be seen. 12- No matter how long your shirt is, it’ll ride upīeing modest is 10 times harder when you’re well endowed. Pain” or “ Bubble Butt – Major Lazer“Īnd some might even make remixes of them dedicated just for you. 11- Your friends are reminded of you when they hear songs like “ Low – T. People can probably recognise you just as well with your bootylicious behind as they would with your face. Clothing industries, seriously?! You’re neglecting us big time. ![]() Running on the treadmill at the gym or in PE class at school makes you so uncomfortable because you know you’re jiggling uncontrollably, and everyone knows it. *cringe* 8- Running makes you super uncomfortable 7- Making sure you’re the last to walk up the stairsĪnd stairs only make it worse because you feel like it’s right up someone’s face. You know if you walk in front of someone, they’ll be staring at your you-know-what the whole time, so you try to avoid it at all costs. You might not even be a clumsy person, but if you’re working with a big booty, chances are your a** broke a few glasses and knocked over a few things in its history. 5- Knocking things over is a daily occurrence 4- The waist, hips and thighs cannot all fitĮven when you do, the waist gap will remain your reality. Putting on pants at the store, or even at home, takes ages. If they’re supposed to be knee length on the model, they’re micro-mini on you, and that’s the truth.ģ- Even when you find pants, putting them on takes 7 full moons If they go into your top half, they won’t go past your waist and hips, and even if they do, they’ll be super short on you. You’re willing to spend more than your budget on one good pair of pants if they fit, because girl, you might not get that chance again.ĭresses don’t fit either. ![]() Stores assume no one has a booty, and pants shopping quickly turns into your worst nightmare. ![]()
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